Every year they all come here When they could go anywhere else
They all get the notion to come to the ocean When they could go anywhere else
Starting in May, they arrive every day We got a traffic jam ‘til they all go away
Speaking just for myself I wouldn’t live anywhere else

Every year they drink more beer Than they will drink anywhere else
And sometimes they learn you get a worse sunburn Than you will get anywhere else
Some ride their Harleys and have wild parties And leave their inhibitions at home on the shelf
Speaking just for myself I wouldn’t live anywhere else

Some are coming down to leave their past
Some are looking for a summer love to last
Some are only here to shake the blues
Some are here to try to break all the rules
Some are only tryin’ to find themselves
So they can go anywhere else
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Every year they all come here When they could go anywhere else
They all get the notion to come to the ocean When they could go anywhere else
So, tell those good old boys and southern belles Even if the North Pole someday melts
Speaking just for myself I wouldn’t live anywhere else

Oh…tequila and rum and summer fun
Even if the ocean’s rising some
Speaking just for myself
I wouldn’t live anywhere else
Maybe the Earth is gonna come undone
Even if we’re gonna have a hotter Sun
Speaking just for myself
I wouldn’t live anywhere else
Speaking just for myself
I wouldn’t live anywhere else